10 Jul

byebye, booboo. poopoo bubble. - spongebob

Posted by kelly in daily stuff.

1. having dogs make me feel like a mean, mean person. also could be that i am a mean, mean person.
2. db relentlessly chants: bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah, which, depending on the situation and inflection, could mean any of the following: bye bye, poo poo, boo boo, bubble, spongebob, ball, pow! or heaven knows what else. [edited to include pow!...how could i forget?]
3. my sister danyelle said that in the captain happytrunks picture, db suddenly looks like joey. agreed.
4. i still have not left for stuportarget.
5. i stole from the wii remote for batteries for db’s bubble gun (see #2 above)
6. db can blow his own bubbles (see #5) which is endlessly gratifying for us both.
7. it is 87% humidity outside, and i think 95% inside. my face is glistening with summer sheen.
8. i hear lots of toys are on sale at target.
9. i know why the mommy-cut. i’m shaving my head, then going to stuportarget.
10. are you seeing an ad for goat cheese right below this post? i am. we’re going to be rich.

8 Responses to this post.

  1. maria's Gravatar

    Posted by maria on 07/11/08 at 14:49

    why is it called stupor target?

  2. kelly's Gravatar

    Posted by kelly on 07/11/08 at 15:16

    because when i’m there, a glazed stupor of delicious consumerism sweeps over me, and i buy delightful things like toys and hair product, starbucks and….oh yeah, groceries.

  3. Charlotte's Gravatar

    Posted by Charlotte on 07/14/08 at 12:11

    Because when you leave looking at your receipt, you are suddenly in a stupor wondering what rational excuse you can give the hubby for three-digit total (before the decimal) at the bottom.

  4. Joey's Gravatar

    Posted by Joey on 07/14/08 at 12:14

    and then you enter a stupor state after you realized your debit card has been canceled by your husband.

    actually no that would be a bad idea because then I wouldn’t be able to enjoy nice tall glasses of milk which seemed like a huge reward last night after installing a dish washer.

    thank you Kelly for being the grocery shopper team lead.

  5. Leigh Anne's Gravatar

    Posted by Leigh Anne on 07/14/08 at 13:56

    Where’s the goat cheese ad? I was wanting to fawn and drool.

    What the crap? You are NOT a mean, mean person. Who are you trying to fool? Not me. Except for that one time Alan Parsons Project came on the radio and you laughed at me. But I don’t remember this. AMAZING THAT YOU DO!

  6. Carolyn's Gravatar

    Posted by Carolyn on 07/14/08 at 18:19

    Joey, SHAME or kudos for caving in, a DISHWASHER!.
    That should warrant lots of loving.

  7. maria's Gravatar

    Posted by maria on 07/15/08 at 16:59

    ah. it makes sense now. It is strange how the stupor settles in, you enter with a short list of items and poof, you suddenly have a cart full of items that were manufactured just for you. Hair bodangles, cat bajingles and edible treats.

  8. Shannon's Gravatar

    Posted by Shannon on 08/17/08 at 23:14

    Yeah, having cats makes me feel mean. Maybe it is because I kick them. They were tolerable until we got the dog…the dog was tolerable until we got the baby. Hopefully the cycle ends here :)

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