22 Oct
things not to borrow
1. shower curtains. why? because if you do, then somebody might end up forgetting that you borrowed their shower curtain and be all ready to take a shower in their allotted ten minutes, 9 hours later than they would have liked to. and then they might say to themselves: screw it. and get in the curtainless shower, because it’s way easier than moving the naked, timed operation to the bathroom where their shower curtain is. but see, it’s not that much fun to take an uncontained shower. oddly, water gets everywhere, even if you turn the showerhead so it’s pointing directly at the wall. and then, you do weird things like put conditioner in your hair first, since everything is already highly irregular, and it all just goes downhill from there.
k. so it’s a short list. but even if you’re really really really close to someone, try not to borrow their shower curtain.
