Inspirations from cheese in a can. joey, kelly, danny, and charlie

danyellewon: do we have an appt. for playing with hair?
kellycolson: yeah
kellycolson: i got all saturday blocked off for all things girly
danyellewon: ok great
kellycolson: i don’t like how you can only pick what’s in the wedding section at macy’s
kellycolson: i been through it all like 8 times
kellycolson: scouring now for more things
danyellewon: only pick in wedding section, whatcha mean?
kellycolson: you can’t just add anything at macy’s
kellycolson: has to be in the registry section
danyellewon: rip off!
kellycolson: the injustice!
kellycolson: i’ll just add this here $250 shrimp and sauce bowl
danyellewon: oh ok, sure, whynot
kellycolson: what doing.
danyellewon: nuttin
kellycolson: perhaps a shrimp and dumpling server
danyellewon: what. the hell. are you talking. about.
kellycolson: no time for nonsense! but you said you were doing nothing.
kellycolson: so i assumed you to be open for nonsense.
danyellewon: shrimp and dumpling. shrimp and sauce. let’s go over this: you don’t eat shrimp. it makes you barf.
kellycolson: that’s what it’s come down to.
kellycolson: there are only accessories to barfing remaining
danyellewon: lol
danyellewon: i just don’t understand – are you adding to your registry? and if so, why?
kellycolson: a. i’m bored and i’m not going to work?!
kellycolson: b. there are not enough items due to some things being unavailable in store (or online) and whatever
kellycolson: c. i don’t want people to go the store thinking they’re going to get it all taken care of and then can’t get it taken care of
kellycolson: so i’m carefully researching the best shrimp and biscuit platters.
danyellewon: don’t make me spew
kellycolson: d. it seems like a perfect way to annoy you
danyellewon: my lunch
kellycolson: e. which is not boring.
danyellewon: f. you
kellycolson: LOL
kellycolson: that was perfect
danyellewon: ooh left me wide open on that one
kellycolson: some wait their entire IM lives for such an opportunity
danyellewon: yes, it should be memorialized insome way
kellycolson: oh yes and it will be

what i really want. i need 2.